Awesome job, dad! Not only did your kid's team lose, now you're the big loser for shaming your family for life for allegedly defecating in the rival school's hallway and then LYING about it. You're a World Class Piece of Sh*t! 

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Jenn's probably glad she wasn't in today for this discussion on "Sad Nipple Syndrome." Do you have it? Do you know someone who does? If you're a female and have it, do you need an unlicensed, yet harmless and VERY curious middle-aged man to treat it? DM us for details.

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The FAA is finally upgrading from ancient technology to modernize its air traffic control systems. In this episode, Doug, Shorts, and Kevin discuss a surprising revelation about the agency's outdated equipment and the consequences and perhaps reasons of sticking with it for so long.

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If you're a parent of a Gen Z'er and call the person who interviewed your kid for a job and didn't hire him or her, please stop reproducing. The world does not need parents like you, nor the offspring of parents like you.

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D&J discuss the McRib, a McD's menu item that's sparked controversy over its ingredients. They recall their own experience with the sandwich, which they haven't had in decades, and compare it to other fast food staples like chicken nuggets and the Big Mac.

They talk about the recent lawsuit against McDonald's, which claims the McRib doesn't contain actual rib meat. The speaker shares their skepticism about the lawsuit, pointing out that other fast food items, like chicken nuggets, don't always live up to their names either. They also reminisce about their own fast food experiences, including working at a restaurant and dating a coworker who wore a distinctive uniform.

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This episode covers everything from price manipulation in retail to the world of Formula 1 racing. D&J and Shorts dive into a fascinating topic about how some companies are using surveillance pricing to charge customers different prices based on their shopping habits. You'll hear about a personal experience with this phenomenon and how the government is stepping in to address the issue.

The conversation takes a turn when Doug discusses the latest news in the world of sports, specifically the impressive achievement of 20-year-old Kimi Antonelli, who became the youngest F1 champion. You'll hear about his remarkable win and what it means for the racing world. Along the way, the hosts also share some fun phrases that are disappearing from everyday language, like "the bee's knees" and "mind your P's and Q's."

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D&J had an interesting Halloween last weekend. Hear them tell their tales. 

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Hey ladies - is losing a lot of weight courtesy of drugs like Ozempic worth the possible cost a sagging... um... you know... 

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A large number of Americans claim they would consider buying a haunted house. Doug is CERTAIN that, despite Jenn's terror and denial, her frugality would lead her to buy one and even live in it if she got a great deal. How about you?

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