Man Steals Police Car For Naked Joyride In Denver:
Police in Commerce City, Colorado, arrested a naked man who broke into their secured parking lot and stole a patrol vehicle early Saturday morning. The man crawled under a gate to get into the lot, got inside one of the vehicles and took it for what police called "the briefest of joy rides" around the Commerce City Civic Center.
Officers stopped him quickly and found he wasn't wearing any clothes when they pulled him out of the car. He was arrested on the spot and taken to the Adams County Jail on charges of motor vehicle theft, criminal trespass, and driving without a license, and then the squad car was hopefully sanitized.
Source: KDVR
