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A man said that he was "warming up his chicken" in a sauna.
Seriously.
The incident was at the Tom Husband Leisure Centre at Salford University, where Xin Zhang was observed by a woman in the sauna with his shorts pulled down, touching himself while staring at her. The woman reported Zhang, which has led to his being banned, as Zhang admitted to touching his privates, claiming he was cold after a swim and was using the pools water jets trying to warm himself.
A trial took place, and the prosecution argued that his actions were sexually motivated, as a staff member corroborated her the woman's story. Zhang's initial denial made cryptic reference to "his chicken," as the staff revealed Zhang pulled his shorts down near the air vents.
The court rejected Zhang's story he's scheduled to be sentenced in June.
Maybe next time take the chicken out of the pool and head to the bathroom if you need to warm it up.
