Sir, Why Are You Stopping Fans With Your Tongue? Oh, A World Record. Ok!

This is a strong contender for dumbest World Record ever. Congratulations, I guess, to Kranthi Kumar Panikera, who earned the Guinness World Record for The Most Electric Fan Blades Stopped Using The Tongue In One Minute.

Congratulations on destroying your tongue and you probably can't eat anything salty for months. What the hell are you thinking?!