Here is Reason #7,601 Why NOT to Live in Florida.
A 23 yr old man got his arm bitten off by a gator, as he was taking a leak behind a popular bar.
Just minding his own business - taking a whizz - and CROCOSAURUS comes out of nowhere and makes him a lefty...
Check out the tv news story in the link. My favorite line?
"The men pulled the man out, MINUS HIS ARM" -
And check out the dude they interview with the friggin cat on his shoulder!