Greg Kretschmar

Greg Kretschmar

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The Meeting Faces of Kelly Brown: 5-23-22

The meeting was only about 30 minutes long, but it felt like 100, due to the ever changing, chameleon like face of Kelly Charles Brown III.

A visage that is so expressive, his is the face that causes women to scream out his name when making love to their husband or boyfriend - who's names are most definitely NOT "Kelly".

For they are mere mortals. And KCB III is more than that.

I give you the chiseled profile of one of the greatest human beings alive.....during our weekly Monday meeting.....

Kelly Charles Brown III.....

In the first photo (top left), he is clearly doing one of three things: 1. making a horse breathing noise, 2. blowing in Roadkills ear, or 3. blowing a fart in Roadkills general direction. If i was a betting man, I'd put it all on #3.

In the second, his mood has switched from playful, to disgruntled- in the blink of an eye. He's obviously heard something he didn't like. Maybe it was a video on youtube of a talented kid performing a song. Kelly hates that. He may also have been getting ready to backhand our colleague Justin McIssac - who was seated to his right. That's doubtful, because as you know - Kelly is a lover, not a fighter. Chicks melt at the sight of him.

#3 is clearly a shot of him saying "You EXPECT me to BELIEVE that SHIT?????? C'MONNNNNNNNN!" Prolly repsonding to something T-Bone said ......

And lastly - CLEARLY drained of an entire morning of being the Buzz "Whats Up?" guy - Kelly surrenders to the exhaustion he suffers from, because he is so f***ing awesome!!!

And if you can handle it, I have a few bonus shots for you.......

In this image, KCB is doing what we call "The Kelly Brown Bounce". It occurs when he is fighting off nodding off - and holds his head up, untl he surrenders and his head bounces down - and then he wakes up with a jerk of his head - and smoothly tries to act like nothing is wrong. He's nothin' if he ain't smove......

Here he thinks....... "Did I flush after that last visit to the mens room?"

And lastly..... (because the ladies can't handle much more. They're probably weak in the knees at this point, unable to stand. .....

It's ok - Kelly does that to all the ladies....

I'll leave you with this...

Here, Kelly plays a dual role: He is both pretending to be engaged in whatever our boss is saying.........and at this ame time.....

He's wondering which parlay he's going to play for tonights Celtics game. Or, he's merely thinking of his giant size 15 feet, and....ummm......all that that entails....

That's all for today, my friends. I am but a curator a fine art.

The Art .....of Kelly Brown.

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