Saw this on TMZ and immediately threw up. A fan got into the spirit of Saturday's Duke's Mayo Classic by downing an entire jumbo-sized container of mayonnaise.
AN ENTIRE. JUMBO SIZED TUB OF MAYO.
(I just vomitted again)
The dude made it on tv and they kept cutting back to him eating it, and it wasn't even Noon yet.
Check out this human sloth -
Just watched it again - and blew my lunch all over the place.
Mayonaise is DISGUSTING.
I begrudgingly have it on a BLT, or LIGHTLY in tuna fish. That's it. Other than that, you can keep it. I'm all set.
It's SO gross- that the kid that ate that tub of it at the college football game is prolly' dead by now. Not that I want that to happen, no - I just think that shit is that bad - it may have killed him. I know I'd croak if I had ONE spoonful of the stuff.
If you ask me - if you want a terrorist to confess or give up some intel - start jammin' mayo down their gullet! They'll give everything up in seconds!!!
And here's another "fan" who has apparently lost his friggin mind...
I don't get it. I'll never get it.
Mayo is the most disgusting of all the condiments.
And if you don't agree, I WILL fight you!!!
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ps. Im buying this shirt.