Greg Kretschmar

Greg Kretschmar

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This TV Commercial Drives Me NUTS

I know - I'm probably going to hell for this - but I just......CAN'T.......STAND.......SILENT.....ANYMORE.

I love what 1877 KARS 4 KIDS does - but this is the WORST tv commercial in the history of tv commercials.

For the love of GOD- get the instruments out of those kids hands! It's EMBARRASSING! Look at em!

The drummer is hitting sticks FIVE MILES AWAY FROM THE BEAT!

The bass player isn't even close to hitting the strings on point- and worst- THERE ISN'T EVEN A VIOLIN IN THE SONG!! WHAT THE HELL IS A VIOLIN DOING ON STAGE THEN!!!?

And don't get me started on the singer! As someone who supports this organization and their work - I feel I must stand up to this injustice!

The song is so sacharriny sweet- that my diabetic Dad went into a COMA just watching it for 30 seconds! Ugh!!!

Look- I know - it's a great cause and the kids are cute- BUT- and trust me when I say that I never in my life thought I would say what Im about to say - but here it is :

DANNY FRIGGIN BONADUCE "FAKE" PLAYED BETTER INSTRUMENTS THAN ANY OF THESE KIDS!

(Danny Bonaduce played "Danny" in a show called The Partridge Family in the 70's, and it was about a family rock band, which had the worst lip synching and playing ever seen)

Until NOW.

Like I said - maybe I'm going to hell for calling this ad out- but dammit- WE CAN BE BETTER THAN THIS! Give us real musician kids playing, (there's plenty of em everywhere!!!) or maybe - just don't have the actors use instruments!

Whew! I'm emotionally exhausted, but I feel so unburdoned by getting this off my chest!!!! <heh heh heh>

Thank you for letting me finally get it off my chest- and .......

God Bless Danny Bonaduce.

That red headed kid sure knew how to fake it.

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