Greg Kretschmar

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Why You Should Be Able to EJECT Airplane Passengers

A woman refused to buckle her seatbelt before landing, and when the flight attendant tried to do it for her - she punched her in the face, and broke two teeth.

She punched the woman because she didn't want to do what every passenger has had to do for as long as we all can remember. But SHE- didn't want to. And THAT is what's wrong with America, right there.

Check it out here -

Friggin ridiculous.

Just another reason why every seat on an airplane should come with an EJECT button that only the staff could hit. There has been a huge uptick in unruly passengers over the last 3 months on airplanes - and the s*** has got to stop. I'd love to be an Air Marshall. You want to cause a commotion on an aircraft? Guess what? I'd bust out the taser and light you up, pronto. There's no room for this kind of bullshit on airplanes.

It's just another reason why every seat on an airplane should come with an EJECTION button only the staff can push. You want to play? Try playing "human airplane", honey.

This chick should have been jettisoned like a huge blue chunk of frozen poop.

Either that, or attach her seat to a long cord and dangle it out the back of the airliner, and reel it back in just before landing.

Just a thought.

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