Annnnnnnnd - IM DEAD.
Boom. Just like that. I would sh*t my friggin kayak shorts (if there are such a thing)!!
It KNOCKED the dude OVER in his kayak!
SEE? That's why I have NEVER kayaked in SWAMPS where alligators live!
(Which is easy to do in New England, of course...)
But still- I wouldn't if there were alligators here!
What an Idiot.