GREG - Excuses that people use to get out of things 2190 times a year! That's 6 times a day and the number 1 excuse is, "I'm tired." https://www.foreverstatecollege.com/2020/05/19/the-average-person-comes-up-with-2190-excuses-a-year-to-avoid-doing-stuff-here-are-the-five-most-common/
KELLY - A armored herbivore dinosaur's, that was mummified in Alberta when found, last meal was an armed herbivore that consisted of leaves. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/2020/06/borealopelta-armored-dinosaur-last-meal-fossilized-in-stunning-detail/
KAYLA - The Cheesecake Factory is offering a free candy slice of cheesecake! https://www.delish.com/food-news/a32711935/cheesecake-factory-free-slice/
ROADKILL - A new manly soap for you that smells like camp fire, gun powder or whiskey! https://odditymall.com/gunpowder-campfire-whiskey-soap
LAURA - Alexa has three features you should be using to protect your house. https://www.cnet.com/how-to/3-amazon-echo-security-features-to-use-when-you-leave-the-house/