It's true fish have two eyes just like us humans, but this is downright freaky! Someone spotted his monstrosity in a lake outside the city of Kunming in south China. It almost looks like it is making a move at hopping up on land at one point. At that point, I'd be OUTTA there!
A more likely explanation for this horrific looking fish is just the patterns and spots along its face that make it look that way, at least I hope