GREG - Nobody masturbates like millenials! https://www.bustle.com/articles/185565-almost-everyone-is-masturbating-but-were-still-not-talking-about-it-survey-finds
KELLY - Zima is back and in stock! https://onmilwaukee.com/buzz/articles/zima-is-back-again-z2k.html
KAYLA - Nintendo is bringing back the NES Classic Console! https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/13/17350686/nintendo-nes-classic-mini-re-release-date
ROADKILL - If an older surgeon is performing your surgery you are more likely to live! http://www.pikecountycourier.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20180512/NEWS01/180519999/0/NEWS/Study:-Fewer-deaths-when-older-surgeons-perform
LAURA - Tenacious D is back on tour and coming out with their new album this year! https://www.jambase.com/article/tenacious-d-announces-2018-fall-tour