GREG - Noise cancelling fork available for $130.00! https://thenextweb.com/gadgets/2017/10/24/this-130-noise-canceling-ramen-fork-is-the-dumbest-gadget-of-2017/
KELLY - Kid Rock will not run for the senate in Michigan. http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-entertainment-news-updates-kid-rock-not-running-for-senate-1508862040-htmlstory.html
KAYLA - Stop carrying your cell phone in your pocket men, because your sperm will decrease by 50%! https://thetruthaboutcancer.com/mobile-phone-radiation/
ROADKILL - New motorized paper airplane. https://www.amazon.com/POWERUP-Smartphone-Controlled-Paper-Airplane/dp/B00N8GWZ4M
LAURA - A note that Albert Einstein wrote just sold for $1.56 million! https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/10/24/einstein-scribbled-his-theory-of-happiness-in-place-of-a-tip-it-just-sold-for-more-than-1-million/?utm_term=.be35cab9a913