GREG - If you are at the workplace and stressed out almost half of american workers have done self pleasure at work. http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/01/11/masturbating-at-work_n_14106174.html
ROADKILL - Keep your postman safe from your dogs! http://www.abc15.com/news/state/thousands-of-dog-attacks-on-postal-workers-reported-in-2016?autoplay=true
KAYLA - Things you can't ask someone that is applying for a job. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/09/off-limits-questions-job-interviews_n_7028050.html
LAURA - Jupiter is going to be seen from Earth tonight. http://www.nbcnews.com/mach/space/watch-jupiter-shine-brighter-any-other-time-year-n743366
KELLY - National Beer Day! http://wtop.com/business-finance/2017/04/why-april-7-is-national-beer-day/