GREG - Just standing on an escalator will get you where you need to be faster than walking up it. http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2016/01/22/standing_on_escalators_faster_than_walking_according_to_transport_for_london.html
ROADKILL - Corn flakes and graham crackers were given to men to curb masturbation! Other products that were made for something else. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3185011/What-Corn-Flakes-masturbation-common-Mr-Kellogg-believed-sexual-desires-caused-disease-invented-plain-cereal-stop-self-pleasuring.html
LAURA - There is a toilet paper problem in China so they will scan your face before you get your squares! http://www.theverge.com/2017/3/20/14986640/china-toilet-paper-theft-facial-recognition-machine
KELLY - One if five people are misdiagnosed! https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/20-percent-of-patients-with-serious-conditions-are-first-misdiagnosed-study-says/2017/04/03/e386982a-189f-11e7-9887-1a5314b56a08_story.html?utm_term=.844ec3a5b695
KAYLA - Fitbit says walk 10,000 steps but you really need 15,000! https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/health/2017/april/sigh-if-you-thought-10-000-steps-a-day-was-too-much-see-how-many-they-want-you-to-walk-now