Cop's Best Comeback To Lawyer In Court

Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?”

A: “No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.”

Q: “Officer — who provided this description?”

A: “The officer who responded to the scene.”

Q: “A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?”

A: “Yes, sir. With my life.”

Q:  “With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room  where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?”

A: “Yes sir, we do!”

Q: “And do you have a locker in the room?”

A: “Yes sir, I do.”

Q: “And do you have a lock on your locker?”

A: “Yes sir.”

Q:  “Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your  life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with  these same officers?”

A:  “You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and  sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.”

The  courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. If you  laughed too, give this a share, or let us know down below.

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