How many times have I said it?
KANGAROOS ARE VICIOUS ANIMALS, PROBABLY CONTROLLED BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF - AND ARE ACTIVELY OUT TO KILL US ALL.
These friggin things are quietly in training as we speak - to attack all of us, and rip out our innards with their hind claws.
Check out this video - of this Roo in Training - who's trying to pick a fight with a guy!!! THIS ROO WANTS TO GO, BRO!
See how that friggin thing tries to distract the guy with his forearms (or forepaws- whatever) - and then lunges his rear paws at him? Those rear paws will spill your intestines out on the ground in front of you, bro!!!
Here's the lowdown on the story - the kangaroo —a smaller western grey — following a woman and child at Cohunu Koala Park in Western Australia.
A man intervened, stepping between the kangaroo and woman — and the boxing match ensued.
The roo immediately raised itself to its full height and began to swat at the American with its front paws. See? They distract you with the front paws, then go in for the kill with the rear ones-
The guy tries to hold the roo at arm’s length by its neck, occasionally adding a defensive leg into the mix, but this only caused the roo to kick it up a notch..
About 30 seconds into the brawl, a kid comes in to maybe calm the savage beast -and kind of gets it to chill a bit.
But the ceasefire didn’t last long. The two men are seen walking away from the fight on multiple occasions, but it seems the roo only wanted more. See? Theres NO QUIT in these devil creatures!!!
At one point, both men had hold of one of the kangaroo’s front paws, causing it to rear up onto its muscular tail and kick them in a swift and sensational maneuver.
After a solid two-minute brawl, a woman who appeared to work at the park walked over and scolded the kangaroo, pointing at it with a stern finger? Are you KIDDING ME? The thing needs to be hit with a tranq gun and sedated!!!!
The roo eventually calmed down - clearly another fake out- and hopped away. Prolly' just going back to plan more attacks against innocents......
Friggin ridiculous that people think these things are cute!
How would you like this "cute" thing at YOUR door?
And watch out for the ones who are out "in the yard" throwin weights around, gettin all jacked -
Hard pass, bro. Wicked hard!
Kangaroos are the devils army, pure and simple.
And someday - when the insurrection begins- someone will stand up said - "KRETCHY CALLED IT".
And I will smile.
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