I just want to start by saying......that doing this is emotionally exhausting for me. I mean, you have no idea what it's like to sit across from the chiseled, God like face of Kelly Brown - as it morphs like a shapeshifter of emotions - while I try to concentrate on the important issues being discussed at our meetings! That's right, IMPORTANT THINGS! You know, like what color coozy to get the Buzz logo on! And what type of TP we prefer in the mens and ladies rooms!
And as these life changing decisions are being made- I can't take my eyes off of the convolutions of facial expressions that are on parade a mere 4 feet from me.
It tears me apart!! BUT....
I do it for YOU - because you clamor for it. You thirst for it.
And I'm here for you.
Having said that- here's this weeks edition of The Meeting Faces of Kelly Brown.
Up first....I'll call this one....
"Yup. Still Smellin It!"
(that's a sequel to last weeks meeting. If you know, then you know...)
Next!
"I love that chiffon turtleneck that guy on the zoom call is wearing!"
KCB is nothing- if not a follower of fashion. Little does he realize, however- he IS fashion. And it follows him, not the other way around.
I saw this next one and immediately knew I was going to call it -
"Frowning Champion 1992".
Sometimes, these faces happen within seconds of each other. And other times- it's like the longest roller coaster that you can imagine. You know, the one where you fear you may not survive.
It's like the wildest sex your fantasies will allow, with a chocolate sundae thrown in for good measure. NObody can resist. You're only human.
Case in point....
One of two things is happening here: 1. He is struggling to hold in the worlds most explosive fart.
or: 2. The O. (and that's all Im gonna say about that...)
NEXT!
The only faceless "Meeting Face" I've ever posted. But when you are staring straight into the Garden of Steven.....you can't look away. I had to actually towel off after seeing it. With that in mind...I call this one:
"Midsection Melody". (And I don't know what that black cord is for....but I have a feeling that if you pull it, you'll never be the same.....
And for the finale....
1 of 1
A cornucopia of raw sex......THATS Kelly Charles Brown, III.
BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE! I want to make this deal IRRESISTABLE for you - so if you call today, we'll throw in ONE MORE - for FREE!!! I
And I call this one -
"Bread
Wine (White Zin)
Pepperidge Farm Cookies
and Lube".
CALL NOW - OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!
-Kretchy, OUT.