Greg Kretschmar

Greg Kretschmar

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Damn! I Missed the "Penis Protest"!!!!!

God Bless America.

Seriously - where else could you stage a penis protest?

I saw this group of folks - all dressed in white like some kind of Marshall Applewhite led folk group - protesting - of all things- circumcision, in Dover NH.

Hey man - more power to em! You want to protest that? ROCK OUT WITH YOUR FORESKINLESS **** OUT, BRO!!!

(haha - that made me laugh, sorry...)

There was even one dude who had a sign that said : "I WANT MY FORESKIN BACK!"

Really? You actually want it back? All shriveled up and shrunk by now? That brings a whole new meaning to the term "Shrinky Dink" (and you gotta be old to remember what the hell those were!).

Another guy just had blood painted on his crotch, without a sign. I guess he was taking the "performance art" approach!

I mean, do think it's ridiculous? Yeah, I guess - but what I think doesn't matter, right? It's their right to protest- so have at it, Hoss!

I do think it's funny though - that we couldn't get 5 volunteers to man a concession stand in youth sports- but somehow these folks got about 12 to hold circumcision signs!

(We should have tried a different approach!)

Anyway - the stuff you see in your own neighborhood, right?

Hey- that kind of reminds me of a Mr Rogers song, doesn't it?

"Oh who are the people in your neighborhood? In your neighborhood, in your neighborhood -

Oh they hate their circumcisions in your neighborhood - they're the whackos that you see each day!!!"

Or something like that-

Like I said - God Bless America ...

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