Greg Kretschmar

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The Meeting Faces of Kelly Brown: 7-18-22 Edition

Another Monday, another meeting, and another chance to watch the ever changing palette that is the face of Kelly Brown.

Some say that watching his face is like watching a painting, that undulates and moves in a rhythm that is his and his alone.

It's like a one celled organism - like- an amoeba. A shape shifter of sorts. How else can you explain the ever changing beauty of it?

Simple. You can't. It can't be explained- it can only be witnessed. And so it was once again today- and once again, I lay the meager offerings to you here.

Enjoy my friends....

I call this one - "I Think I See Nipple". It's both hopeful and inquisitive at the same time.

Moving on...

Kelly, an agnostic of deep faith (?), is clearly saying a prayer here, and that's why.

This one is entitled: "Please God, Please Make His Head Explode So This Meeting Can End...."

NEXT!

This one is: "WAIT A SECOND! Roadkill's real name is SCOTT??? WTF!!!???"

And lastly - THIS ONE-

I call this one: "The Squeaky Noise of a Forced Fart".

I'm quite sure that Kelly burst a blood vessel in the seconds after this photo was taken.....

<sigh>

Honestly- its exhausting going through these. Physically, it's draining. Emotionally, it's draining.....

But.....like a band after finishing their final song.....the roar of the crowd brings them back for ONE MORE....

And this one's called -

"Itchy Tits".

Annnnnnddddd "Thank you, GOODNIGHT!!"

<crowd goes wild....and the chants start- "WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE!!"

And once again the lights dim......and I come back out on stage- to give you one more.....

<fireworks, confetti, and pyro explode on cue>

As the curtain comes down, the crowd goes wild.

The lights come back on. The show is over.

And......I'm spent.

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