Greg Kretschmar

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The Meeting Faces of Kelly Brown: 6-27-22 Edition

What does he see that I don't? Is it a gazelle loping across the Serenghetti? Maybe a shooting star moving across the daytime sky? Or - was it a mermaid (or merman?) in the Merrimack River?

Who knows?

And that's because that we're aren't SUPPOSED to know.

A being that exists at the level of Kelly Charles Brown III can not expect mere humans to see what he sees, let alone understand what he thinks or how he feels.

Such is the life of KCB.

And it is with that glowing reverence, that I present to you the glorious faces of Kelly Brown, during our Monday meeting.

I call the first one - "The Learned Man". The glasses take on the air of a Masterpiece Theater episode, and the "Ahhhh, I get it now!" look on his face is a direct result of finally realizing that you can NOT say the word "p**sy" on the air.....

Next..... is the "You Gotta Be F****ing Kidding Me".

"What do you mean we CAN'T say "p**sy" on the air????"

Pure, chiseled chin with the rippled neck. Utter beauty.

Just looking at this makes women and men alike - get week in the knees.

And who can blame them...?

Next -

"Hark! Me Thinks Me Hears The Line on Tonights Red Sox Game Changing!"

or -

"Do You Think McIsaac is going to eat that chicken Sandwich?"

And lastly.....the CLASSIC....

"I Just Shit Myself".

No explanation needed.

I mean, the faces just speak for themselves- right?

And yet- as a bonus - Im going to finish with this: A collage of so many faces of Kelly Brown, I'm sure will cause the seas to part, and the air will be filled with a cacophony of screams resulting from rampant masturbation, all over the globe....

Annnnnnnnndddddd.......I'm spent.

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