Greg Kretschmar

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The "Meeting Faces" of Kelly Brown: The 6-13-22 Edition

Sometimes, I step back in wonder of the array of emotions - PURE emotions, emoted by the face of Kelly Brown.

They are like a hurricane, wrapped in a tornado, smothered by a monsoon, in a sandstorm filled with locusts.

THAT is what it's like to be in a room with KCB during one of our Monday meetings.

Feast your eyes on these examples, (WARNING: Ladies, be aware that looking into the eyes of Kelly Charles Brown could result in immediate ovulation. Gaze at your own risk...)

I call this one- "Smells Like Someone is Wearing Their Poopy Pants Today".

I don't know, but whatever it was that hit KCB olfactory senses - the man didn't like it. My guess? It was Roadkills birthday, so maybe ol "Grumpy Poops" dropped an air biscuit. But - that's pure speculation.

But onward we go -

I'm pretty sure Kellys thinking - "I will kill him with my LAZER EYES!!!".

If those Manson Lamps in Kelly's head could spit fire, or lazers- whoever he is looking at would have been extra crispy in seconds.

Still....

The man is stunning to look at. Dangerous, even. I get chills just looking at this pic.

Clearly this is Kelly's - "THAT - is the DUMBEST f****** think I've ever f******* heard" face.

And given the contents of our meetings, at any time- he's probably right.

I call this one - "Sleeping Angel".

So serene. So peaceful. And yet, it has an element of danger to it, yes? I mean, maybe it's the can of LIQUID DEATH - but still - it haunts me to the point of goosebumps.

No mortal can resist him.

And the last of our featured images - is this- destined to be a CLASSIC....

I call this one: "I've Got a Third Hand- GUESS WHERE IT IS???"

I named it because- Kelly is just that kind of exceptional being - that he may indeed have a third hand - that keeps busy under the table, if you get my drift... hahah -

Yet as strange as that may sound- it's still only adds to the pure extraordinary human-ess that is KCB III.

And as a special bonus for you all today- from me to you- just so you can get the full experience of the rollercoaster ride it is - sitting across from this man for an hour every week - enjoy

THE KELLY BROWN-MONTAGE...

I know what you're saying......... you're saying...

"Im spent".

I get it. Join the club.

You're only human.

Yours, in Kelly Brown-ness.

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