Greg Kretschmar

Greg Kretschmar

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The Tupperware Drawer: The Devils Tetris (Oh How I Hate You)

Grrrrrrrr......

Everytime I have to empty the dishwasher - I hate Tupperware more. 

CAN I GET AN "AMEN"!!!???

Don't get me wrong - love Tupperware for leftovers and stuff - but I hate storing it. 

Sure, they're made to store neatly on top of each other- but for some ungodly reason - we can't seem to KEEP the ones that fit together! NOTHING disappears in our kitchen faster than Tupperware. Where the **** does it go? I mean - we keep a gallon of Cookie Dough Ice Cream longer than these friggin things!

The result of this mish-mash melee' of plastic- is a bunch of friggin piles of stuff that doesn't fit together!!! 

And putting the Tupperware away is a pain in the ass! It's THE DEVILS TETRIS game!!!

Even walking past it, I can hear it snickering at me! It sits there, taunting me, I swear!!!

I have to friggin re-arrange it every time I have to put it away!

And since Im home before everybody else - and they start the dishwasher early in the morning when they leave for work- GUESS WHO GETS THE UNLOADING GIG? 

Boom! ME!

I think it's some sort of genius plan to drive me nuts! 

Friggin Tupperware.

I love you and hate at the same time. You keep things fresh, and you do that burp thing- but you're a nasty she-devil after the wash cycle!

Damn you all to hell, Tupperware - or, Rubber Maid, or whatever hell your God forsaken name is!!

g

ps. I don't know.....You think maybe I should dial it back on the caffeine????


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