Greg Kretschmar

Greg Kretschmar

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Willy Wonka: Grampa Joe's COKE NAIL!

Everyone knows I HATE Grampa Joe, from Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory.

He was a total piece of s***, layabout who mooched off his poor daughter and laid around in that friggin bed with the other three grandparents. The difference is- they COULDN'T walk (at least, that we know of!).

Grampa Joe suddenly found his dancing feet as soon as Charlie showed up with the friggin Golden Ticket!

What a DICK MOVE. I'd have taken my Mom and kicked his ass to the curb when we moved into Wonka's factory- BUT I DIGRESS-

Kelly apparently didn't know that Grampa Joe was also a COCAINE FIEND!

I mean - LOOK AT THE COKE NAIL!

Look at his pinky fingers? Thats the nail you use to scoop some coke out of a vial and stuff it up your nose!

Take a closer look -

Grampa Joe. The worst of the worst. I've hated that guy since I was 10.

Prick.

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