Greg Kretschmar

Greg Kretschmar

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Captain America, YOU WIN: This Guy is MORE AMERICAN than Me!

I bow to the King.

There I am, driving home, feeling all America and stuff- and up alongside me rolls THIS!

How the hell can I compete with THIS DUDE???

WHAT?

How can I compete with THAT!???

Sure- I love the USA, the Troops, freedom, baseball, hot dogs and hamburgers, cookouts and all that stuff - BUT THIS???

This guy BLEEDS AMERICA. His blood is actually RED, WHITE AND BLUE, Im sure of it!

This guy wakes in the morning singing MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE!

Captain America saw this truck and handed in his shield and hit the bottle because even HE couldn't compete with this bro!

He eats STAR SPANGLED BANNER WHEATIES - no question about it!

I didn't see his face- but I guarantee that he's wearing UNCLE SAMS TOP HAT. 100%.

He s**ts FIREWORKS. Absolutely.

Lee Greenwood wrote "God Bless The USA" after parking next to this cat at Cumby's.

I'm a patriotic guy, and I felt a surge of patriotism just driving NEXT to the dude!

Friggin savage!

My hat is off to you, Mr AMERICA!

YOU put the U in "USA".

Bravo.

Bravo, indeed.

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