Greg Kretschmar

Greg Kretschmar

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What a 1940's Sex Line Would Sound Like

I know this is a joke, and it's kind of funny - but I think this is b.s.

Ever see the HBO show "Deadwood"? That was a show set in the wild west- long before the 40's and they said s*** that made modern day swearing look like rank amateur hour! So I gotta think that when the 40's rolled along - after the great depression- the dial up sex lines were burning up! Hell, I bet they even had party line (if you're old enough to even know what that was) ORGIES going on after 8pm!!

Back then I think you just had to dial 0 and then say tell the operator to connect you to "VIRGIN VALLEY 6969" or something like that, and you got hooked up with some hot floosies, tarts, and charlatans that were READY TO P-A-R-T-Y! Those ladies were ready to leave their top button undone, and lift their skirts just above their knees so fast they'd make a Catholic Bishop want to kick out a stained glass window!!!

That;s just a guess, of course.

But then again, maybe I just have too much time on my hands to think of stupid s***.

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