Well, like I've always said - "Stupidity comes in many different languages".
Hey! I've got an idea! I'm going to fake a motorcycle crash, and pretend to be DEAD in the road- just so I can propose to my girlfriend! THATS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING EVER!
Notice how your "fiancee" is hugging the chick traffic cop and not you?
GUARANTEED she stabbed that idiot that night...