WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
You wake up in the middle of the night, and your dog is standing over you on your bed WITH A ****ING BUTCHER KNIFE??????
This chick is laughing her ass off- but I'd have had Sparky's ass on the sidewalk in 10 minutes with a sign that said "FREE DOG- TAKE HIM".....
Friggin psycho killer dog ain't livin' in my house!!!