So.....as you may have heard, I cut my own hair. Since there's not much of it, why pay someone to just buzz it, right?
I call it - the "Redneck Haircut". I just use the trimmer and whale on it. But when it comes to the back, you just need a little help. So - I asked my wife to come in and clean up the back - and make sure the line was straight, right?
She comes in- does a little, and then asks for the bigger trimmer to "clean it up a bit". I hand it to her- the trimmer with no attachments, so it's just the blade - and she runs it right up the back of my head.
And then she SCREAMS, and immediately puts the trimmer down....
And starts laughing...
I just hung my head...<sigh>.
"It's not THAT noticeable!!!" - she laughed.
"That's very reassuring, hon....."
The dangers of the redneck haircut...