I mean, seriously - how big of a DUMP are you taking?
Is it a BUCKET O'BALLS worth?
Am i supposed to look at this photo and think - "Holy s***! MY s****s are NEVER that big!
But just in case I ever DO ingest a bucket of Titleist golf balls - THATS they sh**ter I just gotta
It's hard to believe this made it through marketing strategy sessions at American Standards! I can see it now -
Boss: "Ok guys - we need a killer marketing plan to push our newest toilet. Who's got something for me?"
Jimmy: "I GOT IT, Boss! How about if we actually show that the toilet can flush an entire bucket of golf balls!!"
Boss: "EUREKA!! THAT'S GENIUS!"