Let's be clear- I'm not going after the Zoo or anyone.
I just want to reiterate what I've been saying for a long time - Kangaroos AREN'T CUTE.
They're nasty looking animals with FRIGGIN CLAWS!
LOOK AT THIS FRIGGIN THING!!!! It's like the friggin DEVIL showed up at this house and started tapping on the sliding glass door because he wanted to rip your guts out!
Slender Man looks like a pussy next to this thing!
Freddy Krueger? Pfft. He couldn't carry this Roo's piss bucket!!!
Remember this dude who had to save his dog?
Look at that thing!!!
I've said it a MILLION times: Kangaroos are evil.
Damn, Nature! You SCARY!