If I've said it once, I've said it 10,000 times:
Kangaroos are not cute and cuddly. They are the SPAWN OF THE DEVIL.
Watch this video of a Kangaroo trying to drown this guys dog. The guy- luckily - is actually a mixed martial arts and Brazilian jiu-jitsu teacher in Australia! Mick Moloney was walking his dogs near a river over the weekend when he realized one of his Akitas was missing. That’s when he noticed the ripped ‘roo trying to drown his dog.
When shouting and kicking didn’t work, Moloney swung at the animal who hit back. Though Moloney confessed his martial arts training was “ineffective” against the animal, it eventually let go of the dog who scurried back to the riverbank. Don’t believe him? The whole thing was actually caught on video - check it out
Did you see how - after the scuffle - the 'roo threw his arms up like he was saying - "LETS GO BRO! YOU WANT SOME MORE OF THIS S***? I WILL SLICE YOU OPEN WITH THESE CLAWS AND SPILL YOUR INNARDS OUT INTO THIS FRIGGIN RIVER, CHIEF!!!"
Yeah -
Keep talking about how cute these friggin evil sons of b*tches are...
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