Yeah, I mix cereals together. If you don't like it - you can turn around and just keep walkin', bruh....
I hear some of you throwing my own "What are you? FIVE?" line at me, and I can accept that. Maybe at times I am.
I never did it as a kid, but as I got older, I got smarter. I mean - when I go to an ice cream place- I never understood why anyone would order just ONE flavor, when there are about 100 to choose from!
I always choose TWO. One scoop of each. That way I get the best of two worlds! Why the **** would I want JUST coffee oreo when I could have a scoop of that AND a scoop of moose tracks??
Made sense in the ice cream place- and then i figured- why not in my cereal cabinet?
BOOM.
Genius move on my part! Of course, taking 59 years to figure that shit out - ok, maybe NOT so genius - but you get my point...
So - when I have cereal - it's usually going to be something like Special K with Berries (Yeah, thats my favorite. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WIT DAT, HOSS?????) and I might throw in some Frosted Mini Wheats.
Other times I might mix in some Raisin Bran, or Corn Chex. Depends on whats in the cupboard. On average- theres at least 3 boxes in the cupboard at any given time. We do that for nights when we don't feel like
cooking, or eating much. Little bowl of cereal does the trick.
And please- save me the "cereal isn't healthy for you" stuff. I know that. My body is a temple just like yours, but mine just happens to like cereal. So there it is.
So - am I the only food savage who mixes cereals?
And what other cereal combos are good? Let me know -
I will tell you one thing, you can't stop me. I won't be stopped.
Obviously, Im out of control. Over the edge. Lost my mind......
And Im completely ok with that.
Email me - greg@morningbuzz.com