GREG - The smaller the ding dong the bigger the bank account! https://nypost.com/2020/11/19/heres-how-salary-corresponds-to-penis-size-study/
KELLY - Do you want to name the new male pygme hippo? Go to zoonewengland.org and bid on the silent auction. https://e.givesmart.com/events/j5I/
KAYLA - There is a new song for dogs, "Raise the Woof" recorded at Abbey Road Studios. https://www.dogingtonpost.com/raise-the-woof-the-worlds-first-christmas-song-for-dogs-released/
ROADKILL - Alex Van Halen's drumkit is on sale! https://www.loudersound.com/news/alex-van-halens-invasion-tour-drum-kit-from-1980-is-up-for-sale
LAURA - An 80 year old grandma decided to do a sexy calendar during Covid and it's only $13 and money goes to a charity. https://nypost.com/2020/11/19/grandma-strips-for-calendar-while-fighting-cancer-on-lockdown/