Two weeks ago I got a new car. On the day after, the guys on the show were asking about it - and asked about the name I gave it.
I didn't. I'm not one to give a car a name. Just haven't. Don't know why.
Well, because it's a white car - they suggested "Whitey" - which I quickly said "no" to for obvious reasons.
Then they went the Whitey Bulge route. And as soon as they did- our show being what it is- shortened it to
"The Bulge". And that's what they settled on, much to my chagrin.
Fast forward to Saturday when I was out shooting with the camera in Portland- and while walking u p to my car, I saw this plate on the front of my car.
SOMEONE - had taken the dealer plastic plate off, and painted "Kretchy's BULGE" on the back of it! I have no idea how long it's been there, but it could be as long as a WEEK AND A HALF! Driving around all over the place with KRETCHY'S BULGE on the front of my friggin car!!
It IS professionally painted (or so it looks) - so I dont think anyone on the show actually painted it, BUT ONE OF THEM -if not more- helped to do it. The plate was removed from the car, painted and put back on.
Nobody is admitting to being behind it - but it HAS to be one of them!
Roadkill? Obviously my number 1 suspect. But he was a pretty cool customer when I went at him about it. His eyes gave up nothing...
Laura? Could be. She went into investigation overdrive- quickly wanting to help solve the mystery. But- correct me if I'm wrong- but isn't that what the guilty person often does? Offer to help find the killer? That way she can help control the "investigation"???? I wasn't suspicious of her- UNTIL TODAY. Now she's a top candidate?
Kelly? He loves a prank - but I don't think would put that much effort into it. But relying on that thought might be what he's counting on???
Kayla? I love her, but she's too lazy. Haha- She said it herself! She'd love a good prank thats easy to set up, but getting it painted and replaced without me knowing? Too much work.
So....here's my list:
1. Roadkill is the biggest suspect because to say otherwise would be tomfoolery. He's good at this shit. But he did seem damn innocent so far. 2. Laura - it would be so smart of her to do it and try to help out. Thats her M.O.
Who do you think did it?
Here's what I saw when I discovered it....